Sunday, June 20, 2010

$25 Penis Enlargement Spell...

Delving into a far stranger area than $700,000 raisin boxes, we today have a $24.95 magic spell designed to, well, give you a bigger wand...

Now, I have to say, I've read all seven Harry Potter books and, while there was plenty of Stupefying and Expecto Patronuming, I didn't run across a whole lot of penis enlargement going on (although, in retrospect, I'm guessing Engorgio could possibly be turned to a slightly different use than Ms. Rowling had, perhaps initially intended) but, at $25 a pop, it would seem the wizards of Hogwarts are missing out on a very lucrative sideline...

The spell in question is created by one Papa Crow, who claims to practice "a blend of Southern VooDoo and HooDoo herb and root magic techniques." and boldly claims in his advert:

"Papa Crow uses an amazingly effective Voodoo Spell that makes large and dramatic changes in your manhood's size, length, girth, virility, and abilities!"

Of course, it is possible at this moment that you are a little sceptical about Mr. Crow's claims but he has a series of customer email excerpts in his advert that are bound to convince you, for example:

(January 19)
He is growing like a weed lol. He got thicker last night and he is bigger soft now. He gets a little longer each day. It is incredible. I can't stop touching it.
Sabrina G.

(January 19)
Apparently while at work he grew another 1/4 inch.
Sabrina G.

Well, I must admit, before reading that I wasn't sure whether it could be true but having read Sabrina's convincing account I am now totally convinced. And, if one Engorgio of the nether regions isn't enough for you, then Papa Crow is happy to offer a triple casting of the spell:

Have Papa Crow cast this spell three time on three consecutive nights and
watch the power go through the roof!

I am rather curious as to what happens if you purchase this and, having not seen your power go through the roof, end up being somewhat unimpressed by the results (I'm sure it never happens, of course) - this leads me to wonder, is eBay Buyer Protection adequate against a Penis Enlargement Spell?

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