Allegedly Arianna Teoh (left) and Sad Justin (right)
While meandering through the wonders of eBay, I happened across an auction that I had to read twice to make sure that I understood it correctly. You see, the auction was simply headlined 'Arianna Teoh' and was for the not inconsiderable starting price of £10,000...
Well, after a small amount of googling, it turns out that Arianna Teoh is a former Miss Malaysia, ex-Miss World semi-finalist, model and business woman. Now, obviously, she herself is not being sold on eBay - so, what exactly is?
Well, it would appear that an English lowlife by the name of Justin (henceforth Sad Justin) is claiming to be her first boyfriend and, well I'll let him speak for himself:
MY NAME IS JUSTIN, I WAS ARIANNA TEOHS FIRST SERIOUS BOYFRIEND, WE MET WHILST I SERVED IN THE ROYAL NAVY IN1989. MY SHIP HMS NOTTINGHAM DOCKED IN PENANG FOR 4 WEEKS. WE SPENT EVERY MINUTE TOGETHER. WHEN OUR SHIP LEFT, WE SAILED TO PORT KLANG, SINGAPORE THEN ON TO HONG KONG WHERE EACH TIME SHE FLEW TO SEE ME. WHEN WE ARRIVED BACK IN THE UK IN DECEMBER OF THAT YEAR SHE ALSO CAME TO SEE ME. I HAVE 30 LETTERS AND SOME PHOTOS OF US DURING OUR RELATIONSHIP. SHE WAS AND IS STILL ONE OF THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMEN IN THE WORLD.
READ THE STORY, ALL LETTERS AND PHOTOS ORIGINAL
If true, Sad Justin is stooping pretty low - of course, people dishing the dirt on their ex when said ex turns into a celebrity is not uncommon but trying to sell it on eBAY??
Adding additional intrigue is the fact that Arianna - who is married to racing driver Alex Yoong, making them Malaysia's Posh and Becks - is rumoured to have recently split up from her husband. Coincidence, just when material from her past surfaces? Or is Sad Justin just hoping to cash in on the media attention that will probably be heading her way?
Either way, let's hope Sad Justin doesn't make even a penny from his rather morally dubious eBay sale...